You may have noticed that we’ve been lagging a bit in our posts lately. As much as it’s none of your damn business, life has been busy for us these past couple weeks. Too busy to get sloshed every night, write some drivel about beer, dress up our cat, and force him to balance bottles on his head. Which is terrible. Nobody should ever be too busy to torment their cat.

While this posting lull is sure to end soon, we wanted to give our dear readers a little something to hold you over in the interim. We’ve recently started expanding our collection of beer steins, and in our searches for the best of the best of these prized possessions, we’ve stumbled upon some true gems. Translation: we’ve found a lot of really weird stuff. In doing so, it was a natural next step to pair these steins with the things that most resemble them and vice versa. After all, pairing is our passion.

So, in an effort to save some time, we’ve decided to cop out just like Buzzfeed does everyday and simply compile a list of stupid images that we know you’re going to love! Or at least, we hope you find them interest-stein.

Ladies and gentlemen, Beer Parrot presents:

“12 Celebrities Who Look Like Steins”

1) Sam Elliot

Sam Elliot Colonel Stein — Little known fact: Before Sam Elliot became a bashful cowboy, he wore pointy hats and was not amused.

2) Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody Bear Wolf Stein — Adrien Brody? More like Adrien BEARdy. Unless that’s a wolf… Whatever. Nice hats, you two.

3) Jim Breuer

Jim Breuer Goat Stein — Because we needed more proof that Jim Breuer has the drunken eyes of a goat.

4) John Belushi

John Belushi Apron Stein — Guess what John Belushi is. A strange German stein of a man wearing an apron and smoking a cigar! Get it? Okay, fine, he’s also a zit.

5) Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammer Monkey Stein — This Kelsey Grammer monkey stein is capable of writing the complete works of Shakespeare all on his own.

6) Rebel Wilson

Rebel Wilson Drunk Cat Headband Stein — For continuity’s sake, I added that headband to Rebel Wilson in post-production, but even without it, she’s still a cool cat (with head trauma, apparently).

7) Liza Minnelli

Liza Minnelli Pig Stein — I think the pig version of Liza Minnelli has nicer skin. It must use special oinkment!

8) Frankie Muniz

Frankie Muniz Elf Stein — I don’t know which one is harder to believe: That Frankie Muniz’s career didn’t pan out, or that he looks like this elven drinking vessel. (It’s close enough, give us a break.)

9) Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Monkey Stein — I have a feeling Stephen Hawking would be unimpressed with this monkey’s thoughts on the space-time continuum. Go home, space monkey, you’re drunk!

10) Sigourney Weaver

Sigourney Weaver Monocle Stein — This hideous stein is the reason Sigourney Weaver never wears bangs. Nor a monocle.

11) Gary Busey

Gary Busey Sad Raddish Stein — This is about as rad(ish) as Gary Busey can get.

12) Rip Hamilton

Rip Hamilton Face Mask Pilot Stein — I don’t know why either of these are things…

Matt McBrayer

Hahahahahahaha!!
- Beer Parrot
  
  I take it you enjoyed the post. Thanks!
Ann K

Good Lord, those are eerie. Well-played, BP!
- Beer Parrot
  
  Thanks, Ann. We just let the steins guide us. It was similar to that scene in Indiana Jones where they have to find the Holy Grail, only I feel like we got better results.
Stephanie McBrayer

For some reason, my favorite is the Sigourney Weaver mug comparison! That Rip Hamilton mug scares me!!!
- Beer Parrot
  
  That stein that’s wearing a mask is supposedly how pilots used to dress in the olden days. Yeah, maybe if pilots played basketball and broke all their face bones! It’s pretty creepy to say the least.

Mean Muggin’